Nose-picking Cabinet member out

A Taiwanese lawmaker will get off his post next month after being a disgraceful cabinet member by sleeping in parliament, shouting at fellow members, and picking his nose in public. He has been absent so many times and was caught on film sleeping in a parliament meeting. He deliberately picked his nose in public in response to public criticism of his sleeping on parliament.

Jailed for staring

An Italian is gonna be jailed for 10 days in prison and fined 40 euros for staring too long at an old lady in a train. He was accused of sexual harassment by a 55-yr-old woman. They met twice in the train. The first time the woman said he moved too close for comfort, and the 2nd time he just stared at her the whole ride.

Victim receives stolen coins from the thief's deposit

A German thief in Berlin deposited a collection of rare coins in a bank, not knowing he delivered to the one he had stolen them from. The bank employee noticed the coins he was handling as the ones stolen from his house 3 days before. The police were able to track down the suspect and arrested him. A bunch of other stolen goods were recovered from his house.

Indonesian masseuses told to padlock pants

The Indosesian government is trying to stop rampant prostitution in massage parlors by instating a policy to ask masseuses to wear padlocks on their pants. Massage parlours are usually used as a front for prostitution. The minister for women's empowerment Meuthia Hatta however finds the move an insult to women. She insists that installing CCTV to improve security systems is the better way to solve the problem.

Snake thief

A boa constrictor was stolen by a woman from a pet store in Michigan, USA. The lady slipped the snake on her pants to avoid notice. The snake was priced at $174. The boa is not poisonous, it kills its prey by suffocating them.

Pregnant man on Oprah

A transgender man who used to be a woman is now five months pregnant, and he's gonna be on Oprah. He kept his female sex organs even though he had a chest surgery and had been taking male hormones. The only reason he was gonna have a baby was because his wife couldn't have one. He got a donor sperm from a sperm bank to get himself pregnant.